Wait, what did you just say?
Soooo, yesterday North Korea test-fired a long-range ballistic missile it says can reach anywhere in the world. Obviously that sucks. But what sucks even worse is that this morning you tweeted this:
North Korea has just launched another missile. Does this guy have anything better to do with his life? Hard to believe that South Korea…..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 4, 2017
….and Japan will put up with this much longer. Perhaps China will put a heavy move on North Korea and end this nonsense once and for all!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 4, 2017
Um. Wait. First of all, don’t YOU have anything better to do with YOUR life than trolling other countries on Twitter? And second of all, so basically you’re suggesting that China attack North Korea? Like as in some kind of World War III type of scenario?
Well, it’s a good thing you’ve decided to restart the National Space Council, because at the rate you’re going soon we’re all going to have to abandon this planet and fuck off into space.
On a serious note though, that video of Buzz Aldrin looking like he’s trying to digest a bad burrito but actually he’s just feeling sick trying to listen to a guy who barely speaks basic English try to give a speech about space exploration and security is literally the best thing to happen to any of us since you were ”elected”.
I can’t stop watching.
Less than six months into this nightmare, it’s clear that there’s basically no hope for any of us. All we can hope for now is that Buzz Aldrin gets to stand next to you every single time you speak between now and… then.
”Happy” Independence Day.