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Try not to gag as you watch Trump “compliment” President Macron’s wife

Blogit Kirjeitä Trumpille 14.7.2017 15:42
Lissu Moulton
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Kirjoittaja on New Yorkissa varttunut ja Helsingissä naisistunut copywriter.

You know what they say: You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. And it’s obvious that the same goes for 71-year-old ex reality TV stars turned US presidents with long and well-documented histories of disgusting comments to and about women.

Long story short, on an official state visit to France, you greet President Macron and his wife Brigitte by looking her up and down and - clearly surprised - marveling: “You’re in such good shape,” leaving out what we all know you were thinking: “for your age”.

As if that wasn’t enough, you then turn to her husband and say: ”She’s in such good physical shape,” because hey, props to Emmanuel for keeping his property… oops, I mean wife looking so hot.

Then you continue to embarrass her, yourself and the entire United States by leering at her head-to-toe one last time and saying: “Beautiful,” giving weight to the theory that perhaps you actually do suffer from the world’s worst case of Tourette’s.