On Monday, North Korea threatened - yet again - to use nuclear weapons against the US.
The only question left was how long it would take you to respond and what stupid s**t would come out of your mouth when you did.
Turns out it only took a few hours and you responded like any guy who vacations in NEW JERSEY would - like a belligerent college kid getting ready to trash a bar.
Somewhere between golf and dinner, and channeling Darth Vader in The Return of the Jedi, you said this:
“North Korea had best not make any threats against the United States. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.”
The whole situation is truly terrifying.
But hey, there is one bit of good news in all of this. That guy whose kids crashed his BBC interview is back and he’s your go-to source for information on the showdown between Kim Jong-un and the un-president of the United States.