On Monday, North Korea threatened – yet again – to use nuclear weapons against the US.
The only question left was how long it would take you to respond and what stupid s**t would come out of your mouth when you did.
Turns out it only took a few hours and you responded like any guy who vacations in NEW JERSEY would – like a belligerent college kid getting ready to trash a bar.
Somewhere between golf and dinner, and channeling Darth Vader in The Return of the Jedi, you said this:
“North Korea had best not make any threats against the United States. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.”