Break the Internet Lohja

Kirjoittaja on New Yorkissa varttunut ja Helsingissä naisistunut copywriter.

Dear Mom,

Wow, I wasn’t sure I was going to be able to write to you, since apparently the Internet is broken and Kim Kardashian’s ass is to blame. I guess we’re supposed to be impressed, but I’m not. After having two kids, I break stuff with my ass all the time. Glasses get knocked off tables, toys get sat on, and one time my 2-year-old was in the wrong place at the wrong time (i.e. behind me) and got knocked down as I was helping his sister get her coat on. I’m sure there are many mommies out there who can relate.

Anyway, never one to shy away from attention, Kim tweeted the pictures to her 25 million followers with the caption: “And they say I didn’t have a talent… try balancing a champagne glass on your ass LOL.”

Whatever, Kim. I know a girl from Lohja who can hold a full bottle of beer under each breast. But the Finns are notoriously humble people, so you won’t see her flaunting her amazing talent on the cover of Image. Nope, she only does that trick in the privacy of her local bar.

That’s just one of the many reasons I love living here.

Love, Lissu

P.S. Want to see an even better picture of Kim Kardashian’s ass? Click here.