{"id":189,"date":"2017-07-14T15:42:52","date_gmt":"2017-07-14T12:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-trumpille\/?p=189"},"modified":"2017-07-14T18:05:04","modified_gmt":"2017-07-14T15:05:04","slug":"try-not-gag-watch-trump-compliment-president-macrons-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-trumpille\/try-not-gag-watch-trump-compliment-president-macrons-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Try not to gag as you watch Trump \u201ccompliment\u201d President Macron\u2019s wife"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>You know what they say: You can\u2019t teach an old dog new tricks. And it\u2019s obvious that the same goes for 71-year-old ex reality TV stars turned US presidents with long and well-documented histories of disgusting comments to and about women. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Long story short, on an official state visit to France, you greet President Macron and his wife Brigitte by looking her up and down and &#8211; clearly surprised &#8211; marveling: \u201cYou\u2019re in such good shape,\u201d leaving out what we all know you were thinking: \u201cfor your age\u201d.  <\/p>\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Q5wpa14ORW4\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>As if that wasn\u2019t enough, you then turn to her husband and say: \u201dShe\u2019s in such good physical shape,\u201d because hey, props to Emmanuel for keeping his property\u2026 oops, I mean wife looking so hot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then you continue to embarrass her, yourself and the entire United States by leering at her head-to-toe one last time and saying: \u201cBeautiful,\u201d giving weight to the theory that perhaps you actually do suffer from the world\u2019s worst case of Tourette\u2019s. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I guess we\u2019re supposed to just be relieved that you only grabbed her by the hand and not <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ewf-xHXpghE\">by the pussy<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What you said was bad. But what everyone else there didn\u2019t say is worse. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let\u2019s start with your wife, Melania. It\u2019s blatantly obvious that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=aZxsNexkTfU\">she<\/a> is just as <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ZMd0ydUbLaA\">repulsed by you<\/a> as the rest of us. Yet she stands by smiling as you \u201ccompliment\u201d the body of the first lady of France and says \u201cYes!\u201d in agreement. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now on to Emmanuel Macron, who also clearly <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=cahph7TR0YA\">can\u2019t stand you<\/a>. You have to listen pretty closely to hear it, but he chimes in with \u201cYes, she\u2019s doing alright. I\u2019m doing alright.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One of the best responses, however, came in the form of this tweet:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8221;You&#8217;re in such great shape!'&#8221; &#8211; construction worker at deli to college girl buying a Powerade, oh and President Trump to Macron&#8217;s wife.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jeremynewberger\/status\/885560770205011969\">July 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n\n\n\n<p>Growing up in New York City, we were always told that the best way to deal with those nasty construction workers is to ignore them. But that\u2019s total bullshit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ignoring harassment might be the easiest and quickest way to get out of an uncomfortable situation, but it\u2019s definitely not the best way to deal with it. And that&#8217;s because ignoring someone catcalling you doesn&#8217;t take away their power, it takes away yours. Anyone who has ever been the girl in that deli knows that firsthand. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes, Brigitte Macron is a beautiful woman. But seriously. Couldn\u2019t Melania, Emmanuel or even Brigitte herself come up with anything better than \u201cYes!\u201d, \u201cShe\u2019s doing alright, I\u2019m doing alright\u201d or that awkward silence that happened as Brigitte and Melania tried to make their escape?!? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I swear to God, if I could have teleported myself into Brigitte Macron\u2019s in-such-great-shape body yesterday I would have said something equally as inappropriate and hopefully hurtful. 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