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Do you want to hear about a neighbor of mine who, the very first time I ever met her, asked me if I was&nbsp;inquiring about her &#8221;ethnic background&#8221; because I said &#8221;where are you from?&#8221;.&nbsp; Do you want to hear about a close friend of mine who is incapable of throwing anything out of her apartment because &#8221;someone might want it.&#8221;&nbsp; You cannot convince her that probably nobody wants one of her mother&#8217;s old nightgowns from her honeymoon in the 1930&#8217;s.&nbsp; And then of course there was my own father who would fall asleep on our sofa on his Sunday visit &#8211; and when you woke him up he swore he was not taking a nap, he was &#8221;rehearsing for death.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But you&#8217;re right, Woody Allen has a long laundry list of &#8221;issues&#8221;.&nbsp; Here are just some of the whack-o things&nbsp;that I have always heard attributed to him:&nbsp; Fear of heights and insects.&nbsp; Fear of elevators and peanut butter.&nbsp; Claustrophobia.&nbsp; Fear of germs.&nbsp; Needing the drain in his shower to be in the corner, not the center of the shower.&nbsp; How did he get that way?&nbsp; I don&#8217;t know for sure &#8211; but I did see a great documentary about him called <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=M1ag7o4UsFY\"><em>&#8221;Wild Man Blues&#8221;<\/em><\/a>.&nbsp; At the end, they show him having a meal with his parents.&nbsp; His father was only interested in the engraving on all the awards he had won.&nbsp; His mother told him that because he was dating a non-Jewish girl, he would be responsible for Jews disappearing from the face of the earth.&nbsp; Oy vey!&nbsp; But somehow none of that says &#8221;child abuser&#8221; to me.&nbsp; Anyone that phobic about things like germs&#8230; well, little kids tend to be dirty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What makes me crazy?&nbsp; Neurotics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love,\nMom<\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Lissu, Oh yes, we most definitely live in &#8221;Newrotic York&#8221;. 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