{"id":313,"date":"2014-11-17T10:56:05","date_gmt":"2014-11-17T08:56:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/?p=313"},"modified":"2014-11-17T10:56:05","modified_gmt":"2014-11-17T08:56:05","slug":"break-internet-lohja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/break-internet-lohja\/","title":{"rendered":"Break the Internet Lohja"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dear Mom,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wow, I wasn\u2019t sure I was going to be able to write to you, since apparently the Internet is broken and Kim Kardashian\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.papermag.com\/2014\/11\/kim_kardashian_paper_jean_paul_goude.php\">ass is to blame.<\/a> I guess we\u2019re supposed to be impressed, but I\u2019m not. After having two kids, I break stuff with my ass all the time. Glasses get knocked off tables, toys get sat on, and one time my 2-year-old was in the wrong place at the wrong time (i.e. behind me) and got knocked down as I was helping his sister get her coat on. I\u2019m sure there are many mommies out there who can relate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, never one to shy away from attention, Kim <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kimkardashian\">tweeted<\/a> the pictures to her 25 million followers with the caption: \u201cAnd they say I didn\u2019t have a talent&#8230; try balancing a champagne glass on your ass LOL.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whatever, Kim. I know a girl from Lohja who can hold a full bottle of beer under each breast. But the Finns are notoriously humble people, so you won\u2019t see her flaunting her amazing talent on the cover of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.image.fi\/\">Image<\/a>. Nope, she only does that trick in the privacy of her local bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That\u2019s just one of the many reasons I love living here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love,\nLissu<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P.S. Want to see an even better picture of Kim Kardashian\u2019s ass? Click <a href=\"http:\/\/music-mix.ew.com\/2013\/10\/23\/kanye-west-explains-bringing-jesus-on-tour-and-using-his-white-voice\/%20\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mom, Wow, I wasn\u2019t sure I was going to be able to write to you, since apparently the Internet is broken and Kim Kardashian\u2019s ass is to blame. I guess we\u2019re supposed to be impressed, but I\u2019m not. After having two kids, I break stuff with my ass all the time. Glasses get knocked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":147,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"asauth_required_access_level":0,"asauth_cansharepaid":"true","om_header_attributes":[],"footnotes":"","om_featured_image_focal_point":[],"om_primary_tag":0,"om_contributors":[],"om_co_authors":[],"beyondwords_generate_audio":"","beyondwords_project_id":"","beyondwords_content_id":"","beyondwords_preview_token":"","beyondwords_player_content":"","beyondwords_player_style":"","beyondwords_language_code":"","beyondwords_language_id":"","beyondwords_title_voice_id":"","beyondwords_body_voice_id":"","beyondwords_summary_voice_id":"","beyondwords_error_message":"","beyondwords_disabled":"","beyondwords_delete_content":"","beyondwords_podcast_id":"","beyondwords_hash":"","publish_post_to_speechkit":"","speechkit_hash":"","speechkit_generate_audio":"","speechkit_project_id":"","speechkit_podcast_id":"","speechkit_error_message":"","speechkit_disabled":"","speechkit_access_key":"","speechkit_error":"","speechkit_info":"","speechkit_response":"","speechkit_retries":"","speechkit_status":"","speechkit_updated_at":"","_speechkit_link":"","_speechkit_text":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[217,214,213,215,216],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kirjeita-aidille","tag-beer-bottles","tag-butt-breaking","tag-kim-kardashian","tag-lohja","tag-talent"],"om_views":null,"acf":{"tuuma_off":false,"tuuma_kysymys":"","tuuma_vastaus":""},"asauth":{"required_access_level":1,"share_token":"","is_paid":false},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Break the Internet Lohja - Kirjeit\u00e4 \u00e4idille<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/break-internet-lohja\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fi_FI\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Break the Internet Lohja - Kirjeit\u00e4 \u00e4idille\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Dear Mom, Wow, I wasn\u2019t sure I was going to be able to write to you, since apparently the Internet is broken and Kim Kardashian\u2019s ass is to blame. I guess we\u2019re supposed to be impressed, but I\u2019m not. After having two kids, I break stuff with my ass all the time. Glasses get knocked [&hellip;]\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/break-internet-lohja\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Kirjeit\u00e4 \u00e4idille\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lissu.moulton\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:author\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lissu.moulton\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2014-11-17T08:56:05+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Lissu Moulton\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Lissu Moulton\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minuutti\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/break-internet-lohja\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/break-internet-lohja\/\",\"name\":\"Break the Internet Lohja - Kirjeit\u00e4 \u00e4idille\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2014-11-17T08:56:05+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/break-internet-lohja\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"fi\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/break-internet-lohja\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/break-internet-lohja\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Break the Internet Lohja\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/\",\"name\":\"Kirjeit\u00e4 \u00e4idille\",\"description\":\"Suomalaistunut amerikkalaisnainen kirjoittaa New Yorkissa asuvalle \u00e4idilleen.\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/#\/schema\/person\/37d7a7c07d6291f00300813c70ebcedc\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/haku\/?q={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"fi\"},{\"@type\":[\"Person\",\"Organization\"],\"@id\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/#\/schema\/person\/37d7a7c07d6291f00300813c70ebcedc\",\"name\":\"Lissu Moulton\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"fi\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/19\/2013\/12\/lissu_003-150x150.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/19\/2013\/12\/lissu_003-150x150.jpg\",\"caption\":\"Lissu Moulton\"},\"logo\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\"},\"description\":\"Kirjoittaja on New Yorkissa varttunut ja Helsingiss\u00e4 naisistunut copywriter.\",\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lissu.moulton\",\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/leidimanhattan\/\",\"https:\/\/x.com\/https:\/\/twitter.com\/mediamassage\"]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/#\/schema\/person\/37d7a7c07d6291f00300813c70ebcedc\",\"name\":\"Lissu Moulton\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"fi\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/19\/2013\/12\/lissu_003-150x150.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/19\/2013\/12\/lissu_003-150x150.jpg\",\"caption\":\"Lissu Moulton\"},\"description\":\"Kirjoittaja on New Yorkissa varttunut ja Helsingiss\u00e4 naisistunut copywriter.\",\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lissu.moulton\",\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/leidimanhattan\/\",\"https:\/\/x.com\/https:\/\/twitter.com\/mediamassage\"]}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Break the Internet Lohja - Kirjeit\u00e4 \u00e4idille","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/break-internet-lohja\/","og_locale":"fi_FI","og_type":"article","og_title":"Break the Internet Lohja - Kirjeit\u00e4 \u00e4idille","og_description":"Dear Mom, Wow, I wasn\u2019t sure I was going to be able to write to you, since apparently the Internet is broken and Kim Kardashian\u2019s ass is to blame. I guess we\u2019re supposed to be impressed, but I\u2019m not. After having two kids, I break stuff with my ass all the time. Glasses get knocked [&hellip;]","og_url":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/break-internet-lohja\/","og_site_name":"Kirjeit\u00e4 \u00e4idille","article_publisher":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lissu.moulton","article_author":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lissu.moulton","article_published_time":"2014-11-17T08:56:05+00:00","author":"Lissu Moulton","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Lissu Moulton","Est. reading time":"1 minuutti"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/break-internet-lohja\/","url":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/break-internet-lohja\/","name":"Break the Internet Lohja - Kirjeit\u00e4 \u00e4idille","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/#website"},"datePublished":"2014-11-17T08:56:05+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/break-internet-lohja\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"fi","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/break-internet-lohja\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/break-internet-lohja\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Break the Internet Lohja"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/#website","url":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/","name":"Kirjeit\u00e4 \u00e4idille","description":"Suomalaistunut amerikkalaisnainen kirjoittaa New Yorkissa asuvalle \u00e4idilleen.","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/#\/schema\/person\/37d7a7c07d6291f00300813c70ebcedc"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/haku\/?q={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"fi"},{"@type":["Person","Organization"],"@id":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/#\/schema\/person\/37d7a7c07d6291f00300813c70ebcedc","name":"Lissu Moulton","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"fi","@id":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/19\/2013\/12\/lissu_003-150x150.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/19\/2013\/12\/lissu_003-150x150.jpg","caption":"Lissu Moulton"},"logo":{"@id":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/"},"description":"Kirjoittaja on New Yorkissa varttunut ja Helsingiss\u00e4 naisistunut copywriter.","sameAs":["https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lissu.moulton","https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/leidimanhattan\/","https:\/\/x.com\/https:\/\/twitter.com\/mediamassage"]},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/#\/schema\/person\/37d7a7c07d6291f00300813c70ebcedc","name":"Lissu Moulton","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"fi","@id":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/19\/2013\/12\/lissu_003-150x150.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/19\/2013\/12\/lissu_003-150x150.jpg","caption":"Lissu Moulton"},"description":"Kirjoittaja on New Yorkissa varttunut ja Helsingiss\u00e4 naisistunut copywriter.","sameAs":["https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lissu.moulton","https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/leidimanhattan\/","https:\/\/x.com\/https:\/\/twitter.com\/mediamassage"]}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/147"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":315,"href":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions\/315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}