{"id":241,"date":"2014-08-28T11:33:59","date_gmt":"2014-08-28T08:33:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/?p=241"},"modified":"2014-08-28T11:33:59","modified_gmt":"2014-08-28T08:33:59","slug":"wake-idiots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/suomenkuvalehti.fi\/kirjeita-aidille\/wake-idiots\/","title":{"rendered":"Wake up, idiots"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dear Mom,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ok, I know, I know. The world as we know it is on the brink of destruction. If the Russians don\u2019t get us, ISIS probably will. And it doesn\u2019t really matter anyway since global warming is ultimately going to get everyone. But despite all the terrible things happening all over the globe, it\u2019s still important to address problems closer to home. Like the fact that right now, in 2014, there are still a massive number of coffee places in Helsinki that don\u2019t open until 10 am!!!! Where is the U.N. when we need them? Or Amnesty International? Or anybody!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don\u2019t give a shit how good your coffee is, if you\u2019re too lazy to drag yourself out of bed and get to work before 10 am, I will NEVER EVER buy coffee from you. EVER! Because here\u2019s a newsflash for you \u2013 if you go into the coffee business, your job is to be at work before everyone else is at work. Why? Because that\u2019s when the majority of your customers want to drink coffee, you idiot!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And while I\u2019m on the subject, if you own a pizza place or other restaurant where people might like to have dinner, you really should a) be open on Sundays when a lot of people want to eat out, and b) keep your kitchen open past like 8 pm. Why? See above, you idiot!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A wise friend of mine recently <a href=\"https:\/\/medium.com\/@juuuso\/on-the-subject-of-finnovation-f0959179d5ba\">blogged<\/a> on the common misconception that Finns are good at making things but bad at selling them. His point is that the real problem is that Finns tend to (lazily) assume that it\u2019s enough to provide a service that\u2019s \u201cgood\u201d and \u201cwell-made\u201d. It\u2019s not. Because, as I mentioned, if your door is locked at 8 am when I\u2019m on my way to work and the only thing on my mind is a triple soy latte, your \u201cgood\u201d coffee isn\u2019t worth shit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No matter what your business is, if you don\u2019t care how what you do makes people feel, they won\u2019t care either. And why should they?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, I now this might seem petty in the midst of all the \u201creal\u201d problems in the world today. But remember, a first world problem is still a problem! Now, I need a coffee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love,\nLissu<\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mom, Ok, I know, I know. The world as we know it is on the brink of destruction. If the Russians don\u2019t get us, ISIS probably will. 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